You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
tell me about the fingering
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
