Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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