sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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