She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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