so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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