Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
