try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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