But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
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I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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