would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
It all started with a game of naked twister.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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