I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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