I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
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somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
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Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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