Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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