The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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