I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
