You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
