He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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