he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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