I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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