think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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