I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
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He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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