Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
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When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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