So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
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