one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
