remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
