I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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