Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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