Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I'm both gender and math confused
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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