Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
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We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
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Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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