i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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