: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
