You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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