i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
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Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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