Already got asked if we're dating
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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