the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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