.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
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The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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