I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
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Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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