How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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