Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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