I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
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