Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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