another moral hangover. fuck.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
tell me about the eggs
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