Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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