he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I believe in your delicious
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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