Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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