How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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