butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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