He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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