Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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