He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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