butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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