You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
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You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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